OK, first off this is just for perverts, total perverts. So I was just killing time this evening, behind about 1/3 a bottle of Scotch and just for fun followed a few kinky searches, and found that you can actually order a full-size, authorized, honest-to-God, official Stormy Daniels sex doll. Sure, it costs nearly $6,000, and you need to clean it up yourself, but you too can have the same level of fun as the President of the United States of America, and he had to pay $130,000!
Me, I like the live, warm, ladies that look nothing like the President's girlfriends, but what the hey, if any of you total perverts are interested here you go - have credit card in hand: https://secure.realdoll.com/wicked-realdoll-gallery/ You will have to pick Stormy out of the lineup of real-live official gals.
That's it, news flash for the night, back to the Scotch.